My Best Friend Is A Nerdfighter. . This Is How I Found Out.

Diddy-"That looks like a brain. . ."

Coach-"Diddy, that. . is a brain."

Diddy-"No, it's a . . .when I pee it's lime green!" 

Coach-"What the. . ."

Me- "Yeah well, I pee on squirrels." 

Duncan- "I pee on octupuses. . .or is it octupi?" 

Coach- "I'm going home. ."

Us- "Coooooaaaacccchhhh!"

Coach- "I have to go find a squirrel for Hershey to pee on." 

Me- "I have to go find an octupus for Dunk. . "

Duncan- "I have to go find a way to make my pee lime green. . meet back here at 40 hours central."

Me- "That's not even a time, Duncan."

Coach- "Practice is over, go home!"

Duncan- "Fine. . but don't expect me to come back!"

Coach- "You people are crazy. . ."

Me- "Lies!"

Duncan- "Ulcer Colitis!" 

Me- "DFTBA?"

Duncan- "What. . ."

Me- "DFTBA. . ."

Duncan With A Creepy Smile- "Warner Chilcott?"

Together- "Where have you been all my life!"

Duncan- "Let's go watch Giraffe sex."

Coach- "..."

Me- "Don't ask."