What a horrible thing it is to think that a person is ever more than just a person. The world is full of people who are constantly imagining and constantly being misimagined.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

My Best Friend Is A Nerdfighter. . This Is How I Found Out.

Diddy-"That looks like a brain. . ."
Coach-"Diddy, that. . is a brain."
Diddy-"No, it's a . . .when I pee it's lime green!" 
Coach-"What the. . ."
Me- "Yeah well, I pee on squirrels." 
Duncan- "I pee on octupuses. . .or is it octupi?" 
Coach- "I'm going home. ."
Us- "Coooooaaaacccchhhh!"
Coach- "I have to go find a squirrel for Hershey to pee on." 
Me- "I have to go find an octupus for Dunk. . "
Duncan- "I have to go find a way to make my pee lime green. . meet back here at 40 hours central."
Me- "That's not even a time, Duncan."
Coach- "Practice is over, go home!"
Duncan- "Fine. . but don't expect me to come back!"
Coach- "You people are crazy. . ."
Me- "Lies!"
Duncan- "Ulcer Colitis!" 
Me- "DFTBA?"
Duncan- "What. . ."
Me- "DFTBA. . ."
Duncan With A Creepy Smile- "Warner Chilcott?"
Together- "Where have you been all my life!"
Duncan- "Let's go watch Giraffe sex."
Coach- "..."
Me- "Don't ask."